I wish you were a beer!

Cycle Sluts from Hell

Hey there poser
You look pretty stupid to me
Hey there poser
I’m broke & it’s half-past three
Hey there poser
Creeping towards the door
Hey there poser
I wish you were a beer!

I wish you were a beer 4x

Can’t breathe with all this Aqua Net
I wish you were a beer! (shut up)

Hey there poser                             Need a machete just to get to your face
You look pretty stupid to me        I wish you were a beer! (shut up)
Hey there poser
All dressed like a wanna-be          Hey dude …
Hey there poser                             Are you in a band ?
Creeping towards the door
Hey there  poser                            Ya look good!
I wish you were a beer!                 Hey, forget about it!

Artist: Cycle Sluts from Hell : Album: Cycle Sluts From Hell : Released: 1991

See also: Whisky Funeral
Drinking with the Devil
Piss Off, I’m Drinking!